This is a true story. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Amber cleaned the offices five days a week. They were big offices so she had a lot to do every day. But the biggest mess she had on her list was when the new guy started leaving pistachio shells all over his office floor.
She walked into his office one day and said, “Alright, that’s enough of that. This ends right now!”
He always kept an extra pair of sneakers in his office under the desk. She scooped up all the shells in handfuls and stuffed them into his sneakers!
The next day when he tried to wear them, crunch crunch crunch! He never did that ever again.